Be Careful What You Think Of - thirtyspells (weatherveyn)

Cloudy With a Chance of Sabriel

cloudwatchingangels:

Someone asked me to do a rec-list for Sabriel, so…

Here’s a Cloud-approved list of Sabriel fics, completed ones only! I don’t really like looking at summaries before I read something because some people who are perfectly decent at writing suck at writing summaries. So this is like a lottery!

General rules of this list:

  • I only rec happy endings.
  • Most (if not all) of these are funny.
  • Seriously, this is not a list to go to for your angst fix. There may be some angst in these, but it’s not the main focus.
  • In some of these, Sabriel may just be hinted. But if it’s on the list and not blatant Sabriel, it’s because it was too fun a story to leave off.
  • There may be smut, but there will be no PWP.
  • There will probably be Destiel in these. It’s like a rule, Sabriel and Destiel go together I guess?
  • Some of these are full-length stories, some are drabbles.
  • Have fun!!

Abe ‘verse

Antimony Heart

Bing Crosby’s Pennies From Heaven

Bunnies

Cash Out, Get the Hell Out of Town

For Love is Strong as Death

Happy Friggin’ Valentine’s Day

How Traditions Get Started

If Found Call…

Important Angel Business

In His Image

It’s Like the Three Stooges, If One Had Wings

Like Glass

Meanwhile, Back at the Ranch

Mutual Following

Omni Gladio Ancipiti

On the Themes of Stolen Virtue

Operation: Woo Sam Winchester

Over and Under and Up and Out

Road Trip

Serious Questions

Start Quoting Shakespeare and We’re Done

The Bunny Challenge

This One is Free

Under Your Skin

What Archangels Have Joined Together

Your Bottle is Empty (But Your Glass Has Been Filled)

Set Up By The Malfoys

Harry and Pansy were separately invited to attend lunch with Hermione and Draco Malfoy. But neither knew that the other was invited for lunch also.

sterekcampaign:

We want to sincerely thank everyone who has participated in our Fic Club! Your recommendations each week have given us amazing rec lists to share with the Sterek fandom. 
In 7 weeks, we got 326 fic recs. You are all amazing, but you sure managed to surprised us! We would also like to thank all the blogs that collaborated with us during this hiatus, be sure to follow them for more future recs!
Last, but not least, when this project started we had 24,031 fics on AO3. We now have 25800 fics! A huge round of applause to all the writers that provide us with such delightful moments even during hiatus! Without them, this project wouldn’t have been possible.
Thank you so much, fandom! You made this Fic Club possible, and these are all your recommendations and rec lists!
Meet Online (10) / Coffee Shop (30) at theofficialstereklibrary
Anchors (15) / Wolf!Derek (30)  at werewolfwagon
Emissary (9) / Knotting (35) at sterekhobrienfics
Pornstar (34) / Royalty (15) at theofficialstereklibrary
College (57) / Fake Relationship (42) at werewolfwagon
Kid Fic (27) / Office-Coworkers (22) at sterekhobrienfics

sterekcampaign:

We want to sincerely thank everyone who has participated in our Fic Club! Your recommendations each week have given us amazing rec lists to share with the Sterek fandom. 

In 7 weeks, we got 326 fic recs. You are all amazing, but you sure managed to surprised us! We would also like to thank all the blogs that collaborated with us during this hiatus, be sure to follow them for more future recs!

Last, but not least, when this project started we had 24,031 fics on AO3. We now have 25800 fics! A huge round of applause to all the writers that provide us with such delightful moments even during hiatus! Without them, this project wouldn’t have been possible.

Thank you so much, fandom! You made this Fic Club possible, and these are all your recommendations and rec lists!

  1. Meet Online (10) / Coffee Shop (30) at theofficialstereklibrary
  2. Anchors (15) / Wolf!Derek (30)  at werewolfwagon
  3. Emissary (9) / Knotting (35) at sterekhobrienfics
  4. Pornstar (34) / Royalty (15) at theofficialstereklibrary
  5. College (57) / Fake Relationship (42) at werewolfwagon
  6. Kid Fic (27) / Office-Coworkers (22) at sterekhobrienfics

Psychic

magneticdice:

Summary: Mandy convinces Ian to have his fortune told while Mickey skeptically pouts in the corner.

This is set sometime in early season 3, before 3x666. Also, the cards that Ian picks are at the bottom, in case you want to see pictures. I didn’t make anything up besides the plot. (What I mean is that all the information about what the cards mean is true, or as true as internet research can be!)

Fic-a-Day in May

Day 22: Psychic (yes, I am aware of how behind I am… sorry)

They were walking around in one of those cheap flea-market malls‒the kind where they rent the stores on a weekly basis‒when Mandy dragged Ian into a weird, new-age looking store. Mickey crossed his arms in annoyance as his sister made them look at the assorted eclectic shit crowding the shelves of the store, trying to ignore the fact that Mandy was hanging all over Ian, as if they were back to being a fake couple again.

She got like this whenever Lip was too busy working in the ice cream truck to spend time with her… and yeah, Mickey felt a little bad for her, but that didn’t mean he was okay with her stealing all of Ian’s attention‒unintentionally or not. He had enough jealousy issues as it was, what with the redhead fucking old men left and right… He didn’t need to add his own sister to the list, but he’d be lying if he said it didn’t hurt, seeing her touching Ian so easily, so freely, in public, without any worries about what other people would think.

“Look at this necklace!” she shrieked, picking up an amethyst pendant that was hung on a brown cord. “You need to buy this for me,” she told Gallagher with pleading in her eyes. When all Ian did was smile back at her, she threw her arms around his neck and started down-right begging. “Pleeeeeeeease, Ian? Pretty please?” Mickey bit down the urge to vomit.

“It is used for healing,” a voice said from behind them, startling them into silence. They all spun and finally noticed the small woman who had clearly been sitting there the entire time. “The amethyst,” she clarified. “It is a healing crystal.”

Mickey studied her. She was very short and looked to be around sixty from the way her skin had started to loosen. Grey hairs ran rampant through her black hair, which was pulled back into a sloppy bun. She wore a loose-fitting black dress with a grey, knit poncho thrown over her shoulders.

“How much?” Ian asked, breaking the weird quiet that had filled the room.

The woman looked up at Ian from where she sat absentmindedly shuffling a deck of tarot cards. “For you, army boy? Twenty dollars.”

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Anonymous sent: could you list all the episodes that have gallavich? those who not only have sex, but those that they talk all please

gallavichthings:

That’s actually a great idea! I’ll try to include all of them, but if anyone notices that I’ve forgotten something, please let me know.

Season 1

1x03 - Aunt Ginger - Mickey wants to give Ian a beating down because he thinks he’s messed with his sister.

1x06 - Killer Carl - Mickey stealing from the Kash & Grab becomes a big problem.

1x07 - Frank Gallagher: Loving Husband, Devoted Father - Ian goes to the Milkovich house to retrieve the gun that Mickey had stolen from Kash and suddenly, sex!

1x08 - It’s time to kill the turtle - Mickey pays Ian a visit on the Kash & Grab, and later Ian goes to the Milkovich house “to study with Mandy”.

1x09 - But at last came a knock - When Monica comes back, Ian feels overwhelmed and runs to find Mickey. After that, they are caught having sex by Kash, who later shoots Mickey on the leg. Mickey goes to juvie.

1x10 - Nana Gallagher had an affair - Ian visits Mickey in juvie.

Season 2

2x02 - Summer Loving - Mickey gets out of juvie and Ian and him have some fun in the dugouts of the baseball field.

2x08 - Parenthood - Frank catches Ian and Mickey at it again, Mickey freaks out and decides to kill Frank, only to at the last second give up and punch a police officer instead, going back to juvie.

Season 3 

3x02 - The American Dream - Mickey gets out of juvie again and finds Ian fucking another boy under the bleachers. Ian and Mickey resume their…er…relationship.

3x03 - May I trim your hedges? - Ian and Mickey, along with several other man, go to a pedophile’s house to give him a beating down, but find out it’s actually a “she” and give up. Mickey goes to Angie Zago’s house to have sex with her, and later Mickey meets Ned/Lloyd and gets jealous and beats Ned/Lloyd up (also, Ian and Mickey running through the streets and rough housing).

3x05 - The sins of my caretaker - Ian and Mickey’s first kiss. ♥

3x06 (best known as 3x666) - Cascading failures - Ian and Mickey have a sleepover, where they watch movies, drink beer and Mickey cooks for Ian. In the morning, there’s the anal beads scene and THAT’S IT, THAT’S ALL THAT HAPPENS IN THIS EPISODE.

3x07 - A long way from home - Ian tries to talk to Mickey, but Mickey won’t even look at him.

3x09 - Frank the Plumber - Ian finds out that Mickey is getting married and confronts him. They have a fight. Also, “you love me and you’re gay”.

3x11 - Order room service - Mickey’s wedding, he and Ian kiss again, hook up again, but he still gets married and Ian gets drunk.

3x12 - Survival of the fittest - Ian tells Mickey he’s joining the army, Mickey cries and our hearts break.

S03E02 - The American Dream

You ready to go again or do you need some timeFirecrotch?

stilesandhisalpha:

Barking Up the Right Tree by spookywoods (26k)

Stiles is planning to survive parading around Beacon Hills as his best friend’s fiance for the sake of her career and family. He can be straight for Laura, he owes her this. He can be terribly charming when he wants to be. That is until he spends a heated night with a handsome stranger from his flight, who isn’t at all who he seemed to be.

Can’t Take The Heat? by ILoveSocks_24 (55k)

Stiles is a new sous chef at Full Moon Steakhouse and Derek is the Gordon Ramsay of all head chefs. So of course they fall in love.

cool story, bro by drunktuesdays (13k)

“Stiles is very aware that his twin is way more attractive and confident than he is, EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE IDENTICAL, and he always ends up with the hotter significant others and more friends and Stiles guesses that’s why he’s attracted to the pack at first, because it’s something that’s just his, not his twin’s too. But of course, Stiles’s twin gets bit and now he’s part of Derek’s pack, and Derek doesn’t snap at him like he snaps at Stiles, never slams him into things, fucking FIGURES, STILES’S TWIN GETS EVERYTHIIIIIIIING.”

Didn’t See That Coming by knittersrevolt (83k)

Stiles leaves Beacon Hills in the dust after he catches his husband cheating on him.
He finds his way to New York where he starts working for the Hale House Nursery, accidentally adopts a werewolf baby (through no fault of his own thank-you-very-much), and somehow starts training to be an Exorcist Emissary. So, in general, life was going good.
Then he hears that demons have found their way into his hometown. Can he face his inner demons and go back to save the day?


Gravity’s Got Nothing on You by zosofi (84k)

“Three weeks,” Derek says.
“Still don’t want to,” Stiles says.
“I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so…
“How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“
“My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.”
“A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.

Hickeys and Hancuffs by Circe6 (26k)

Stiles graduates and comes back to Beacon Hills to figure out a life plan, what he doesn’t plan for is meeting Officer Derek Hale.

Howlin’ For You by Lenore (33k)

A college AU with strippers, crime bosses, and a mystery to solve.

Move A Mountain by ZainClaw (69k)

Stiles goes camping with his friends in New Mexico after graduation where they befriend a biker gang led by Derek: a guy whom Stiles can’t decide if he will be either relieved or devastated to never see again once their week is up.

No Homo by RemainNameless (58k) (WIP)

Stiles’ sophomore year starts something like this:3 FourLokos+ 1 peer-pressuring cat- 1 best bro to end all best bros= 1 Craigslist ad headline that reads “str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic”.Derek is the fool who replies.

Prince Among Wolves by tylerfucklin (101k)

Looking for full day/evening sitter. 2 twin boys age 4. Must have exp. w/werewolves. Must be human. No pedophiles. No teenage girls. Pay negotiable.

You Can’t Dodge Stiles Stilinski by stilinskisparkles (27k)

“And this is it?” he points at the first girl. “I saw you in first period, you barely bothered to catch any of the balls you were tossed. I’m pretty sure you spent more time on your cell.”
The girl rolls her eyes, and looks completely unashamed of the fact she had her phone out in class. Derek knows Finstock would have stepped on it.
“And you,” he points at the second girl, taller and with eyes that meet Derek’s coolly. “You can’t throw anything worth half a damn. And what are you,” he points at the boy, trying not to look him in the eye, and failing. “A hundred and fifty pounds wet?”
The boy smirks at him, and Derek looks resolutely away. He’s now desperately trying not to picture him wet.
"I can’t work with this.”

You Were A Kindness When I Was A Stranger by DevilDoll (8k)


"It’s not all handcuffs and spankings and learning to deep throat." This is an AU with consensual BDSM sex acts, in which Derek supports Stiles financially in exchange for a sexual relationship. Stiles is of legal age.

stilesandhisalpha:

Barking Up the Right Tree by spookywoods (26k)

Stiles is planning to survive parading around Beacon Hills as his best friend’s fiance for the sake of her career and family. He can be straight for Laura, he owes her this. He can be terribly charming when he wants to be. That is until he spends a heated night with a handsome stranger from his flight, who isn’t at all who he seemed to be.

Can’t Take The Heat? by ILoveSocks_24 (55k)
Stiles is a new sous chef at Full Moon Steakhouse and Derek is the Gordon Ramsay of all head chefs. So of course they fall in love.
cool story, bro by drunktuesdays (13k)
“Stiles is very aware that his twin is way more attractive and confident than he is, EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE IDENTICAL, and he always ends up with the hotter significant others and more friends and Stiles guesses that’s why he’s attracted to the pack at first, because it’s something that’s just his, not his twin’s too. But of course, Stiles’s twin gets bit and now he’s part of Derek’s pack, and Derek doesn’t snap at him like he snaps at Stiles, never slams him into things, fucking FIGURES, STILES’S TWIN GETS EVERYTHIIIIIIIING.”
Didn’t See That Coming by knittersrevolt (83k)
Stiles leaves Beacon Hills in the dust after he catches his husband cheating on him.
He finds his way to New York where he starts working for the Hale House Nursery, accidentally adopts a werewolf baby (through no fault of his own thank-you-very-much), and somehow starts training to be an Exorcist Emissary. So, in general, life was going good.

Then he hears that demons have found their way into his hometown. Can he face his inner demons and go back to save the day?

Gravity’s Got Nothing on You by zosofi (84k)
“Three weeks,” Derek says.
“Still don’t want to,” Stiles says.
“I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so…
“How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“
“My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.”
“A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.
Hickeys and Hancuffs by Circe6 (26k)
Stiles graduates and comes back to Beacon Hills to figure out a life plan, what he doesn’t plan for is meeting Officer Derek Hale.
Howlin’ For You by Lenore (33k)
A college AU with strippers, crime bosses, and a mystery to solve.
Move A Mountain by ZainClaw (69k)
Stiles goes camping with his friends in New Mexico after graduation where they befriend a biker gang led by Derek: a guy whom Stiles can’t decide if he will be either relieved or devastated to never see again once their week is up.
No Homo by RemainNameless (58k) (WIP)
Stiles’ sophomore year starts something like this:
3 FourLokos
+ 1 peer-pressuring cat
- 1 best bro to end all best bros
= 1 Craigslist ad headline that reads “str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic”.
Derek is the fool who replies.
Prince Among Wolves by tylerfucklin (101k)
Looking for full day/evening sitter. 2 twin boys age 4. Must have exp. w/werewolves. Must be human. No pedophiles. No teenage girls. Pay negotiable.
You Can’t Dodge Stiles Stilinski by stilinskisparkles (27k)
“And this is it?” he points at the first girl. “I saw you in first period, you barely bothered to catch any of the balls you were tossed. I’m pretty sure you spent more time on your cell.”
The girl rolls her eyes, and looks completely unashamed of the fact she had her phone out in class. Derek knows Finstock would have stepped on it.
“And you,” he points at the second girl, taller and with eyes that meet Derek’s coolly. “You can’t throw anything worth half a damn. And what are you,” he points at the boy, trying not to look him in the eye, and failing. “A hundred and fifty pounds wet?”
The boy smirks at him, and Derek looks resolutely away. He’s now desperately trying not to picture him wet.
"I can’t work with this.”
You Were A Kindness When I Was A Stranger by DevilDoll (8k)
"It’s not all handcuffs and spankings and learning to deep throat." This is an AU with consensual BDSM sex acts, in which Derek supports Stiles financially in exchange for a sexual relationship. Stiles is of legal age.