I need a The Mummy AU for Sterek with Derek as Evie and Stiles as Rick. Because reasons.

I had the most harlequin-like idea for a sterek fic.

All humans AU and alive Hales. Bear with me, folks. This will be long (and probably full of typos; it’s 1:30 AM, i’m falling asleep on my keyboard).

Laura and Stiles are best friends in New York. For some reason, she’s not very close to her family; the only person she keeps close contact is her younger brother Derek. He lives in BH, but comes to visit often enough.

Laura gets pregnant and the baby’s father leaves/was a one night stand/dies, IDK, disappear from the picture somehow but Stiles assures Laura he will help and support her. He proclaims himself the kid’s godfather and Laura immediatly agrees.

Life goes on. Stiles tries to convince Laura to tell her parents about the baby (or even going back to BH for a while) but she reffuses (i’m thinking a huge fight between her and Talia over Laura’s future and Laura wanting independence and some distance from her kind-of-controlling mother?). She tells Stiles that she’ll go back eventually, even if it’s just to visit, but she wants to have her baby first. Her life is sorted out, she has a nice job that pays well enough, her apartment might be something her family would consider inadequate maybe, the Hales being stupidly rich and all, but it’s good enough for her and the baby. She’s saving for a house already, she has a plan, things will work out. And Stiles, of course, is there to help her through it all.

But life is cruel as fuck and Laura dies in an accident, leaving a 1 month-old baby and a heartbroken friend behind. 

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Bonding for Beginners

I opened all of these, but there’s no hope of finishing them all today, so let’s make a list:

Caged Humanity

An AU where werewolves are given humans as pets called Companions, and a very begrudging Stiles is taken in by Derek Hale, much to both their displeasure. And then pleasure. Very, very sexual pleasure. - AU: werewolves are known, Dub-Con, Light BDSM, Chaptered complete, (12/12), wordcount: 55k, Rating: E

Specialized Technical Intelligence and Logistics for Earth and Space (S.T.I.L.E.S.)

“What the hell kind of a name is Stiles?” he asked.

“You know, a series of sounds spoken in a particular sequence that represent my identity, primarily, referring to me?“ the AI – Stiles – answered cheekily, crossing his own arms in front of his chest, mirroring Derek’s position.

“Ooh, this one’s feisty,” Peter smirked. - AU: Sci-Fi, Chaptered wip, Wordcount: 9k, Rating: Not rated

Consort to the king

King Derek, alphas of alphas, ruler of the realms, lord of the city of Beacon Hills, has just asked newly discovered omega Stiles to be his consort and mate. And Stiles, being the lowly commoner that he is, has no choice but to say yes. Will the King’s past allow him to love again? Will Stiles ever escape the confines of his new mate’s possessive will? Can there be love once more in the castle? Or perhaps, yet again, another betrayal? - Chaptered wip, AU: medieval, AU: Omegaverse, Wordcount: 15k, Rating: E

No way out

Every big city has its share of organized crime. This city is no different, having a long-term association with the Hale family crime organization. The problem for this particular city, however, is that the crime has been getting steadily worse each year. In part due to Peter Hale’s leadership, which is ruthless and cunning, and in part because of his highly effective nephew Derek Hale who has taken on the mantle of his family upon his parents’ deaths.  - Chaptered complete (17/17), AU: Crime family, Cop!Stiles, Criminal!Derek, Wordcount: 121k, Rating: E

Thank you for breaking my heart

Even though Christmas was the fucking worst, Derek had a moment to hang his hopes on —- Scott coming into the coffee shop and gracing him with his smile. Little did Derek know that rescuing Scott from hunters would lead to him convincing Scott’s family they were engaged. This might not have been such a problem if Scott’s step-brother Stiles wasn’t so suspicious and oddly charming. - Complete, AU: coffeeshop, Movie fusion - While you were sleeping, Wordcount: 14k, Rating: E

Hole new world

Stiles stared at the cock before him. Gazed, really, with heady admiration. Now this was a cock. A cock it was. Indeed, a cock was before him. (…) - Chaptered complete, AU: werewolves are known, Rating: E, Fanart included (very NSFW), Wordcount: 2k

Shutterbug

Derek Hale is the photographer for the family-run magazine ‘NECKZ ‘n THROATS’, a periodical aimed solely at the werewolf demographic. When the model for their monthly bails out, the staff are hard-pressed to find someone else to photograph at the last minute. (…) - Chaptered complete (12/12), AU: NECKZ ‘n THROATS’, AU: College, Photographer!Derek, Wordcount: 53k, Rating: E

Call Me, Maybe (but not in the library)

Bonus:

Nothing ever promised tomorrow today

Grocery shopping, waking up, lasagna, and parallel universes. - Complete, AU: Alive Hales, AU: Alive Claudia Stilinski, 11k, Rating: T

How many of these I’ll be able to finish before I fall asleep?

(none, probably)

Cirque de la Lune

Welcome to the Greatest Show on Earth… - Complete, AU: all human, AU: Circus, 29k, Rating: E

Morning light

[…] could prepare Stiles for the sheer ‘what the hell?!’-ness of waking up at six in the morning for his shift, pouring himself a cup of coffee, and then noticing that outside the back window there was a little girl playing in his flower beds. - Complete, Dad!Derek, 27k, Rating: T

Heartfire

[…] But then again, life has never been kind to Derek… Will this time be different? - Complete, AU: Royalty, 33k, Rating: E

Give me all the peace and joy in your mind

Derek didn’t care for the company of people. He’d rather be surrounded by his dogs, alone. Well, until he keeps seeing a guy around town. Everything comes to a head when Derek walks into a bakery to find the same guy, covered in flour, grinning at him. - Complete, AU: All human, AU: Bakery, 6k, Rating: E

It starts when you’re around

Derek gets amnesia. - Complete, Amnesia!Derek, 26k, Rating: E

This dance of days

But fires have always been dangerous and unpredictable. - Complete, Deputy!Stiles, Firefighter!Derek, 27k, Rating: M

Those at home

“Goddamn it,” Derek said, the flat of his hand slamming against the wall. “He’s the only one I trust to do this.” - Chaptered complete (2/2), babysitter!Stiles, dad!Derek, 28k, Rating: M

Fics for those who can’t keep their eyes open anymore

(and are falling asleep over their keyboards)

Closer than most

Laura organizes a charity bachelor auction to raise money for the wolf sanctuary she and Derek inherited from their parents. Derek reluctantly gets roped into bidding on one of the bachelors, and he sure as hell doesn’t know what he’s getting himself into when he decides to bid on Stiles. - Chaptered complete (10/10), AU: all human, 46k, Rating: E

Make something good

Stiles sighs and slouches down in his chair, taps his pencil against his desk irritably. He spent a year and a half fighting evil, being evil, and then fighting evil again, and now he’s just—a glorified babysitter.

This is how it ends: not with a bang, but a whimper. - Complete, Future fic, baby!fic, 7k, Rating: E

Fics to read tomorrow (if I didn’t sleep, it’s still today)

Start a fire in your heart

Stiles wants nothing more than to keep his head down and get on with his job as a firefighter. Of course, that’s when his photo ends up on the front pages, drawing attention from places he thought he’d left behind. - Complete, Future fic, 6k, Rating: E

Whether it’s rain or shine

In which Derek is a hot weatherman and Stiles has a huge crush. - WIP, AU: all human, AU: college, 14k, Rating: M

Fics for those who have to be up early tomorrow

but are still up at midnight reading sterek fanfic:

Strangers like me

"Stay back! Don’t come..don’t come any closer! Please don’t! Wh..what are you doing?" he let out a little laugh when Derek started to play with his toes "Ah-haha, no, please, don’t, that tickles!" Derek’s hand traveled from Stiles’ toes to his leg "No, get off, get off!" …to his belt "GET OFF!" he kicked Derek in the face, leaving him confused and aching, looking at Stiles with a scowl. - WIP, AU: Tarzan, 19k, Rating: T

The truth about love (comes at 3am)

When the pack gets locked in at Derek’s new loft during a snowstorm, they play ‘truth or dare’ to pass the time. - Complete, 9k, Rating: E

Don’t worry baby

"You know you’re allowed to ask for vanilla sex, right?" he says, afterwards. "We can do whatever you want. That’s kind of the point."

Derek doesn’t respond. - Complete, AU: Prostitution, 20k, Rating: E

Stilinki’s Home for wayward wolves

in which Stiles Stilinski moves to Beacon Hills for his junior year of high school and accidentally adopts a pack of teenage werewolves. - Complete, AU: Canon divergence, 35k, Rating: T

You can call me what you want

Stiles Stilinski specializes in giving his clients exactly what they need.He knows what to say and how to act. It’s easy and he’s good at it. He never breaks. - Chaptered complete (10 chapters), AU: Prostitution, 69k, Rating: E

Pucker up, you’re on camera

Oh shit.
He’s on the screen.
He’s on the screen with Stiles.
They’re on the fucking kiss cam.
He’s on kiss cam with Stiles.
Jesus Christ. -
Completed, 1k, Rating: T

leeeeeex:

Keys and Christmas Lights – Valentine’s day Sterek Dance!AU on AO3 (inspired by this)

Stiles’ fingers clenched in Derek’s hair, holding him with desperation as he stormed his lips. Derek reacted with a shameless murmur of appreciation, letting Stiles to slowly take control over his body. He felt this long fingers slipping out of his hair, stroking his skin with the same rhythm as Stiles’ biting into his lips. They ran gently through his shoulder, causing an involuntary shiver when finally slipped between Derek’s thighs, drawing him even closer to Stiles’ hot body.

“I knew…” Stiles said between one kiss and the other, “I knew you don’t like candles,” he whispered in a hurry. Stopping for a moment, he added with a warm huff, “So I used Christmas lights instead.”

For the fandom and for this extraordinary girl whose talent dazzles me every single time… yes, I mean you kala-fiorek ^^ and yes, she drew that amazing art!